Mike Critelli is a writer and performer in Los Angeles with lots of talented friends and acquaintances. One day he asked some of them to be in his show.

A few said yes.

Located at The Ruby Theatre in The Complex in Hollywood in California, USA, “Mike Critelli’s Cavern of Whimsy” is the only variety show that runs on the first Monday of every month and is more thoroughly satisfying than any others.

For only $8 (online pre-order, $10 at the door), audiences of “all ages” — 21-and-up, and if you’re over 65 it might get weird — can enjoy the best in LA comedy and performance art and free beverages.

If you’d like to perform at a future edition of “Mike Critelli’s Cavern of Whimsy,” but are not currently a friend or acquaintance of Mike Critelli, go fuck yourself.

Just kidding. Email Mike at mike@cavernofwhimsy.com

If you would not like to perform at a future edition of “Mike Critelli’s Cavern of Whimsy” but have a separate inquiry to make, use the same email address.

“Mike Critelli’s Cavern of Whimsy” is on Twitter: @CavernOfWhimsy. It is also on Facebook, at Facebook.com/CavernOfWhimsy. Its physical location is, again, The Ruby Theatre, at 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90038. Or, if you can’t read:

Come with $10 and leave with a smile. “Mike Critelli’s Cavern of Whimsy” will be held on the first Monday of every month forever, or at least through June, 2014.